Things That Are Happening Right Now

• I'm on the internet
• I have dye in my hair (and all over my hands oops)
• It's almost 2 AM
• My mom is doing laundry (and I wonder why I'm a night owl)
• I keep refreshing Tumblr, Twitter, and my YouTube channel
• My sister just walked out of her room
• I have a song from my extensive royalty-free collection in my head
• I'm running out of ideas
• Bye! ^.^

Puntastic

     If there's one thing I love to do, it's make truly dreadful puns. My last post should make that very, very clear.
    An actual conversation I had with a friend last week:

•     Him: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
•     Me: Sure! *grabs pencil that I'm not currently using. It has one lead left*
•     Me: I think it's on its last lead.
•     Him: No... 
•     Me: IT'S ON ITS DEATHLEAD!!!!
•     Him: *glares at me* 

    One of these days I'm going to pun at the wrong moment and get murdered then and there.
    I'm going to put in my signature emote as I finish. ^.^ Bye...

Le Shitpost

      So I just realized that I haven't made a post in ages. Same excuse I use with YouTube and Tumblr, I got busy with school but mostly I just flaked out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     I guess part of the problem is I'm not sure what to write about. Do I make this like my Tumblr, which is 30% Dan and Phil, 50% random crap, and 20% shitposting? What the hell an I going to talk about?
    Pun break!! I guess we could call this post a BLOGSISTENTIAL CRISIS. If I die young it's going to be because I pun too hard and somebody decides to stab me... -_-
    I'm going to stop before I pun myself into oblivion. 
    See ya?? ^.^