Puntastic

     If there's one thing I love to do, it's make truly dreadful puns. My last post should make that very, very clear.
    An actual conversation I had with a friend last week:

•     Him: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
•     Me: Sure! *grabs pencil that I'm not currently using. It has one lead left*
•     Me: I think it's on its last lead.
•     Him: No... 
•     Me: IT'S ON ITS DEATHLEAD!!!!
•     Him: *glares at me* 

    One of these days I'm going to pun at the wrong moment and get murdered then and there.
    I'm going to put in my signature emote as I finish. ^.^ Bye...